Colega mea de cameră aproape că s-a sufocat și am dezlănțuit-o cu pula mea

MY ROOMMATE ALMOST CHOKED AND I UNSTUCK HER WITH MY COCK SINCE SHE HAD EATEN A LOAF OF BREAD THAT STUCK HER AND I AS I KNOW FROM CPR I HELPED HER A LITTLE TO UNCLOG LUCKILY I SPIT OUT WHAT CHOKED HER AND I SAVED HER