Adolescentă minionă își atinge pizda

It's so hot out here Kimmy. I know. This has been such a great hike. I'm so glad we did this today. This is awesome. I wonder what's down that trail. I don't know. Don't go down there though. It looks scary. Plus I'm so tired we should start heading back. It's been a long day.

My mom always asks why we go hiking in skirts. I always tell her that shorts go up your booty and stuff and they get all uncomfortable. But skirts you can move every which way and climb up the rocks. You can bend over and show the camera a little.

You didn't tell that to your mom did you? No of course not. When we pulled enough strings and my dad and my mom found out. We would be in such trouble. I would never be allowed to hang out with you and you're my best friend. I know. That would be sad. Sad day in America.

You know what we need to find one day? We need to find a tree that has a rope swing that you can swing into the water with. That would be so much fun. Now it feels cooler because we're in the shade. But it was so hot. Earlier it would have been so much fun just to swing off into the ocean.

We could even do it naked. That would be crazy. We could do it upside down. We could do it naked. We could do it sideways. I don't know what I'm talking about. I'm so tired.